The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
Write this on my gravestone
Fuck a gravestone I’m making it my damn ‘about me’
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.