can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
which is messier my life or my hair
sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that
Did you name your kitten Swag Money…
her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short
Walk, walk, fashion baby, work it, move that bitch crazy
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
If I was a flower nobody would be angry at me
dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure
some people have concentration-issues
some people have other hobbies
and some people just dont fucking like reading alright
shut the fuck up and sit down
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.